~Fishing Sayings~
A bad day of fishing is still better
than a good day at the office !
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A fisherman is a jerk on one end of
the line
waiting for a jerk on the other.
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A reel expert can tackle anything.
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A woman who has never seen her husband
fishing,
doesn't know what a patient man she
married !
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NEW !!
ALL I NEED TO KNOW FROM LIFE
I LEARNED FROM FISHING:
1. There is no such thing as too much
equipment.
2. When in doubt, exaggerate. ................
3. Even the best lines get weak after
they have been used a few times.
4. Sometimes you really have to squirm
to get off the hook.
5. The fishing is always better on
the other side of the lake.
6. Good things come to those who wade.
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An old fisherman lives here...with
the catch of his life.
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Bait Sold Here
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Born to Fish...Forced to Work !
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Caution: there's something fishy about
this fella...
(I saw this on a barn wood sign depicting
a fisherman)
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Early to bed...early to rise...fish
all day...make up lies.
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Early to bed
Early to rise
Fish all day
Tell big lies
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Fish or cut bait...!
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Fish stories told here....some true
!!!
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Fish tales told here.
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Fish tremble at the sound of my name.
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Fisherman's Prayer
Lord help me to catch
a fish so large
that even I in the tell of it
never need to lie...
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Fishy, fishy in the brook,
Papa catch him on a hook,
Mama fry him in a pan,
Baby eat him like a man.
(seen on a quilt in an Alaskan gift
shop)
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Fishing isn't a matter of life and
death....
It's much more important.
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Give a man a fish
and he will eat for a day...
Teach a man to fish
and he will sit in a boat
and drink beer all day...
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Give a man a fish, feed him for a day...
Teach a man to fish, you get rid of
him for the weekend.
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Gone Fishin'....be back dark-thirty
!
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Good things come to those who bait.
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Here...fishy...fishy...fishy !!
(I saw this saying on a t-shirt)
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Here lives a grouchy old fisherman
and the catch of his life.
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Hooked on Fishing !!
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I don't exaggerate...I just remember
BIG !!!
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I only fish on days that end in "Y"...
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If people concentrated on the REALLY
important things in life....
there would be a shortage of fishing
poles !
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If the hat is missin'....I've gone
fishin'
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If this hats missin' ....I've gone
fishin'
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If wishes were fishes, we'd have a
fish fry.
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Lure the Best !!
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Men and fish are alike....
they both get into trouble
when they open their mouths.
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Old fishermen never die, they just
smell like they did !
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Old Fisherman never die, they just
smell that way!
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Tall fish tales told here.
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The Fish Story he Never tells...
(I saw this on a sign with a mixed-up
jumble of fishing tackle)
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There's a fine line between fishing....
and standing on the shore like an idiot
!
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To fish or not to fish...
NOT TO FISH ??
Yea...like that's even an option !
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WELCOME FISHERMEN:
Landlubbers by Appointment !!
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When in doubt...exaggerate !!
(saw this on a sign with a picture
of a "big" fish)
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Wishin' I'd gone fishin'...
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Wishin' I was fishin'
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YOU CAN SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS
BY
THE SIZE OF THEIR RODS
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HAIRDOO ~~~~BY BOAT
FISHERMAN HAVE MORE FUN THAN PEOPLE
DO
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RULE #1 NEVER TO~~~~UCH MY TACKLE
FEAR NO FISH
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A MAN AND HIS BOAT DO NOT NEED TO BE
JUSTIFIED
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CATCH ME IF YOU CAN
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I ALWAYS CARRY A STIFF ROD
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WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH
GO FISHING
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SALMON-THE OTHER PINK MEAT
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AMERICAN BY BIRTH-FISHERMAN BY CHOICE
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I’VE SPENT MY HOLE LIFE FISHING
IN THE WRONG HOLE
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FISHING IS NOT A SPORT-IT’S A
WAY OF LIFE
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COULD YOU FISH ANY BETTER IF THAT POLE
WAS UP YOUR ASS?
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THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL CATCH A FISH
IS IF
SOMEONE THROWS IT AT YOU
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A DAY WITHOUT FISHING IS LIKE A DAY
WITHTOUT SUNSHINE
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FISH HARD-YOU CAN REST WHEN YOU DIE
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FISHERMAN’S RULER
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FISH ‘TILL YOU PUKE
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I STARTED THE DAY WITH NO FISH AND
I STILL HAVE PLENTY LEFT
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FISHAHOLIC
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WILL WORK FOR FISH
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EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE-FISH ALL
DAY AND MAKE UP LIES
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LIVE BAIT (THE BIGGEST FISH YOU WILL
HANDLE ALL DAY)
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IF FISHING IS WRONG, I DON’T WANT
TO BE RIGHT
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BIG FISH ARE JUST LIKE WOMEN-THEY’LL
TAKE YOU
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HOOK, LINE, AND SINKER
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WELL THIS DAY WAS A WAIST OF BAIT
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I WENT FISHING WITH MY WIFE ONCE-SHE
TURNED OUT TO BE
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I’M A MAN OF FEW WORDS-LET’S
FISH
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FISHING INSTRUCTOR-WOMEN ONLY-FIRST
WORM FREE
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SORRY I’M LATE, BUT FISHING TAKES
A LOT OF TIME
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GEE THAT’S A SWELL FISH YOU CAUGHT-
COULD I USE I~~~~T FOR BAIT?
ABCDEatFISH
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HAPPINESS IS A BIG TUNA
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I GOT THIS BOAT FOR MY WIFE-GOOD TRADE
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IN A BOAT IS THE PLACE I WANT TO BE-
ALWAYS FISHING IS THE LIFE FOR ME
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LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO FISH WITHOUT
BEER
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IF YOU CAN’T FISH WITH THE BIG
BOYS
KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE DOCK
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IF IT SMELLS LIKE FISH, EAT IT
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SHUT UP AND FISH
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LIVE TO FISH, FISH TO LIVE
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EAT-SLEEP-BREATHE FISH
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I LIVE WITH FEAR EVERYDAY, BUT SOMETIMES
SHE LET’S ME GO FISHING
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WOMEN WANT ME- FISH FEAR ME
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WORK IS FOR PEOPLE THAT DON’T
FISH
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STOP BITCHIN AND START FISHIN
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HAVE ROD WILL USE IT
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OLD FISHERMAN NEVER DIE, THEY JUST
SMELL THAT WAY
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A FISH WOULDN’T GET CAUGHT IF
IT KEPT IT’S MOUTH SHUT
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THERE’S NOTHING LIKE A SMALL MOUTH
ON A STIFF ROD
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I FISH THEREFORE I LIE
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I SUPPORT CATCH AND EAT
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SO MANY FISH-SO LITTLE TIME
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I FEAR NO FISH
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A DAVE OHRTMAN SITE